Total Medals Earned: 3,619 (From 644 different games.) Total Medal Score: 57,990 Points
Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
You got all the gold, but with less skill and finesse than a beatboxing turkey
You were in, out, and on your way to Chotchkie's in just 200 seconds
You got the gold in under 150 seconds, about time you retired to Spain, right?
You dirty tea leaf! You half-inched all that gold in under 110 seconds!
Medals Earned: 1/19 (10/310 points)
Earn over $50,000!
Maximize the Speed skill!
Don't do aything!
Earn over $100,000!
Succumb to depression and hostility!
Earn over $250,000!
Earn over $500,000!
Maximize the Size Skill!
Complete the game, earn over $1,000,000!
Earn over $750,000!
Do not upgrade "Health" Skill at all!
Lose over 50 times!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Ghasts are incoming!
Score over 1000 points
Get over 10,000 points
Medals Earned: 14/21 (245/490 points)
Smelt something in the Blast furnace
Acquire Gold Ore
Have more than 1000 Coal
Acquire Sapphire
Smith a Shield
Smith a Golden Shield
Smith a Pickaxe
Smith a Sword
Acquire Dragonstone
Acquire 100 Bravery Power
Acquire 100 Mining Power
Acquire 25 Armor Power
Smith a Necklace
Smith a Dragon Tool
Pillage a House
Get as close to under 9000 money as you can
Have 13 Oak Wood and 37 Willow Wood at the same time
Acquire 1000 Total Power
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (25/60 points)
Fully upgrade speed.
Fully upgrade camo.
Fully upgrade oxygen
Fully upgrade everything.
Lose $1000 worth of money.
Have $5000 at your disposal.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (70/220 points)
Made your first Turn
Stay for 10 seconds
Play for 60 seconds
Play for 10 minutes.
Play for a whopping half hour
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/165 points)
Survive a wave of Traditional Interpretation.
Survive a wave of Doomsday Theory.
Gain enough points to rebuild a lost city.
Survive five waves of Traditional Interpretation.
Don't allow any missiles to hit the ground.
Survive ten waves of Traditional Interpretation.
Survive three waves of Doomsday Theory.
Win an extra city, but have no dead cities to rebuild.
Survive three waves of Doomsday Theory with all six cities intact.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/225 points)
Complete a mission to the Moon.
Be on an approach to Earth and lose.
Complete a mission to Mars.
Complete a mission to Pluto.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Save the princess!
Kill over 100 enemies.
Reach the princess without losing any health.